Story 3
A neighbour who was a know-all decided to test Hodja
* Hodja you know everything.
* Tell me. Where is the centre of the world?
Hodja understood the neighbour’s intention.
* Hodja replied quickly. It is where you are standing.
* But Hodja, how can this be?
* Hodja pretended to be angry.
My man , you asked me and I answered.
* If you don’t believe me, get a ruler and measure it.